hxc
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Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Posts: 541
Location: Ames, IA
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Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:46 pm |
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So, coming all the way back from AS, I bring forth a log of a rap battle between Exx and I. Yes, its vulgar and amazing.
-17:19:12- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) HXC, whats that from, sounds like a chinese made tire
-17:19:13- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) mebbe that why its smells like rubber every time some fool lights your ass on fire
-17:19:13- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Though it aint hard to do
-17:19:13- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) a set of death spore dreads usually wtf pwn you
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) When it comes to skills you got everyone beat
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) on how to loose all your planets to nubs that think they're l337
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) If i were ill tell ya what id do
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Id steer clear Exxtor and his whole crew
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Though i know how you like to get jacked up most days
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) sadly for you youll get it but not in the gay way
-17:19:14- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) so cry a tear and write another emo song
-17:19:15- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Cause Exx is gonna give it to ya, and i dont mean my schlong... fag
hxc said:
Maybe you'd survive a bit in archspace,
But if I saw you, I'd wtfpwn your face.
Actin so badass, callin people noobs,
But you probably have got yourself a pair of man boobs.
Obviously spelling isn't your best friend,
So I'll type up some advice, and then I'll hit send.
I before E, except after C
Next time, try not to hit wrong keys.
You think you're so cool, with your Xbox 360,
Get it right - Xbox, not Exx Box, Misty.
And you may ask yourself, "why did he call me a girls name?"
Because you've proven to me you've got no game.
You can't rap, go back to school.
Before I take you out of the gene pool.
R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D, thats what I call your skills.
Just go to the bathroom, grab a handful of pills
Kill yourself, so I don't have to come to Canad-eh
And abuse your manhood with what I say.
-17:06:57- • %[PFMFNFH]Exx said...
-17:06:59- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) If its all the same to you
-17:06:59- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) I'd wait til we're face to face to call me a noob
-17:06:59- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) you callin me fat or just getting excited at the prospect of grabbin my boobs?
-17:06:59- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Im not sure if your gay but you can put away the lube
-17:06:59- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) callin me a girls name thinkin its doin me harm
-17:07:00- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Exxtor dont swing that way ,darn!
-17:07:00- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) I guess what can you expect from some one that lives on a pig farm
-17:07:00- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Out there up in iowa, huskin corn, plantin the bean curd
-17:07:00- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) then you try to diss canada, please, that shit cant be heard!
-17:07:00- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Lookin forward to a career of being a wanna be white rapper
-17:07:00- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) when its apparent youll be stuck in the coop scrapin the chicken crapper
-17:07:06- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Im not sure where you get off knockin my typin skills
-17:07:06- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) from someone who aint got rhymes that can pay the bills
-17:07:06- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) if anyone should be givin a lesson here its me to you
-17:07:07- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) it aint just AS where i take you to school
-17:07:08- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) i drop lyrical bombs from the sky
-17:07:08- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) and your best come back is, "kill yourself, i hope you dai"
-17:07:09- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) though i know you'd like that if i took your leave
-17:07:10- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) but a weak ass hawkeye will never pwn meh, you better believe
-17:07:11- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) Cause every time you reference my manhood you gotta understand
-17:07:12- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) it just adds to my artillery when thrashin your weak sauce, that shit is bland
-17:07:15- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) bashin my coutry is pretty much the best thing you got
-17:07:15- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) but when you look behind ya, yours is less than hot
-17:07:16- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) in fact, didnt they call obeisity a pandemic
-17:07:17- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) your populations so fat they killin themselfs like your country kills the islamics
-17:07:21- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) now dont be jelous that my tongue spits hot fire
-17:07:21- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) if you cant find the words to truely pwn me, ask your friends and conspire
-17:07:22- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) youll need all the help you can get on the next turn
-17:07:23- (%[PFMFNFH]Exx) cause right now its far to obvious you're feelin Exx's burn!
hxc said:
I just woke up, so my rhymes ain't flowin
But its okay, I've got this shit goin.
I'll bust a cap in your ass so fast,
But don't be crass, your rhymes will never last
Exx is just another noob who's time will expire
Cause I'm rollin rhymes so fast, you think I'm on fire
You have so many characters every set
Maybe you have split personalities as a pet
In every rap, you makes assumptions that I'm gay
When yesterday, I was sexin up your mother all day.
Ooh snap, what did I just say?
Exx has a partner, man love in a way.
Except its not really a dude, but a chick with a dick,
"Transvestites, ftw!" he says, as he sucks on her prick.
Now, I realize, I'm from Iowa, yes.
Corn, Soybeans and all that distress.
But you're from Canada, sayin that I don't diss where you live
Its all the same place to me; you've got hockey, beer, what else do you give?
You say you drop lyrical bombs from the sky
But your lyrical bombs are duds, like your little guys.
Maybe I just called you sterile, maybe you hang with midgets
Not sure, but I know you PMed me for my digits.
Sayin you're so quick in bed, you fire faster than AFG
Five seconds and you're done, can it be?
Just like your rap skills, over before you get started
In the middle of your last rap, I'm pretty sure I farted
Thats all the intrest I show in your piss poor rhymes
For that kind of shit, you should probably be paying fines
I'll charge you 100 dollars for the last rap,
50 for the previous crap,
and 23 cents to have sex with your mother. |
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